I'm not patriotic in Britian, are you?

When i say patriotic, i mean in British culture, which i find absolutley boring frankly. I don't like William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Romeo & Juliet or any of that stuff, i hate so much, it's unbearable! I don't like Medieval stuff, i find history of Elizabeth this and Henry that, boring! I don't like Cricket, i can't see what the fascination is with this boring sport. I don't like posh British attitudes, that we have to drink our coups of tea poshly, and firstly address oneself and then asks for the person in which whom one once to speak. I despise poems, English literature as a whole, i remember being in school and everyone was really excited about reading poems, and i just sat there thinking, i don't belong here. That whole golden jubilee stuff, what we supposed celebrating her reign? i'm not interested one bit! i hate British culture, what do you think about this?